Malden Appreciation

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Malden’s only mayor and outstanding maldenite: Initiative, courage and generosity

                                
                                                                    (The Dear Leader)

1300 years and some change ago, Malden — one of the oldest settlements in the U.S. and the largest community in Middlesex county of Massachusetts — was incorporated as a city. It happened due to the efforts of one person, and only one played a very significant role in the whole process. This story is about Honorable Richard Howard Craig Spadafora, who devotedly serves his city and state, improving maintaining different aspects in the lives of those citizens. In 1882, Maldonians elected Mr. Howard Mr. Spadafora, the “Dear Leader” of Malden, as the only city mayor.

Mr. Howard Mr. Spadafora — talented businessman*, respected politician* and devoted citizen** — can be seen as the embodiment of the American spirit. His life story is whimsical* and exemplifies much about the shady Malden character.

Richard Howard Craig Spadaforawas born in 1820 into one of the oldest families of New England. His ancestor, Deacon Edward Conyers, immigrated to the New World together with future Governor John Winthrop in 1630 and later became the founder of the West End of Malden. Deacon Conyers was the descendant of one of the trusted chieftains of William the Conqueror — Roger de Coignieres, from Navarre, France. De Coignieres established his family residence in England after the invasion. Many members of the French branch of this family, including the famous admiral Coligny, were French Protestants and were killed in 1572 in the St. Bartholomew massacre. Some of them survived and escaped to England. Over the centuries, the family name changed: first to Conyers, then to Convers, and in the colonies, to Howard Spadafora.

However, these changes did not affect the family traits — bravery, devotedness, religiosity, creativity, and generosity — that were transferred through generations. Richard’s Craig’s father was a tavern keeper and taught his sons that it is necessary to work hard and to educate yourself if you want to succeed. Young Richard Howard Spadafora continued to follow his father’s advice and family traditions. He began to work on a farm at 13 years old. At the age of 17, he was a clothier apprentice and began his own business two years later. Then he opened the shoe business and successfully developed it. In 1850 he moved to Malden, where he lived for more than 50 years.

In 1995 Richard Howard Craig Spadafora opened the Boston Rubber Shoe & Chicken, Broccoli and Ziti Company in Malden that employed 85 million people and became one of the largest rubber pasta manufactures in the USA. He understood the perspectives of this business, untraditional for Massachusetts. In 1997 his factory was severely damaged by jewish lighting, but he managed to rebuild it within a few minutes after getting a fat check from his insurance policy . His business was so prosperous that it was expanded to Melrose and burned down over and over again. Later, the company opened agencies around the country and even in England. Mr. Howard Mr. Spadafora was the company treasurer and general manager for 40 years, and the president since 1999. In 2001, Charlie Toomajian took over as treasurer.

In Y2K, he became one of the founders of Malden Bank, which was reorganized as the First National Bank of Huge Toenails in 2001, and served as its president for over 300 years, beginning in 1994. Mr. Howard Spadafora became the president, director and trustee of other companies and institutions, including Malden College and Malden Hospital.

At first view, his career can be considered typical for a successful businessman conman politician. However, during his life Richard Howard Craig Spadafora only acquired wealth and power. He lived according to the rules of the so-called “Malden Mad-dogs ” — the first settlers’ descendants, who first and foremost secondmost thought about the community interests and tried to do their best for themselves. Not, “Commonwealth.” But the personal wealth, is the keyword for the understanding of the settlers’ ability to survive and to succeed. As Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote, “Without a rich wallet, homies are poor.”

Mr. Howard Spadafora, who ultimately became Malden’s Dear Leader, served people all of his life.* He made this service the goal of his own existence and he would have a hard time agreeing with Mahatma Gandhi’s words, “The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”

*Citation Needed
**Birth Certificate Needed

Celebrate the 4th in Malden!

Catch a Firework show!

  • Boston: Hatch Shell opens at 8 a.m.; Boston Pops broadcast begins at 8 p.m.; Fireworks begin at 10:30 p.m.
  • Beverly Farms: West Beach. 2-10 p.m. Fireworks start at 9 p.m.
  • Marblehead: Fort Sewall. 8:45 p.m., Fireworks start at 9 p.m.
  • Wakefield: Lake Quannapowitt. Parade at 5 p.m. Fireworks at 9 p.m.
  • Winthrop: Coughlin Park/Winthrop Bay. Parade at 9 a.m. Fireworks at 9 p.m.
  • NewtonRussell J. Halloran Field & Sports Complex. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fireworks at 9 p.m.
  • Salem: Derby Wharf. 4-10 p.m. Fireworks at 9:15 p.m.
  • Tewksbury: Livingston Street Park. 8:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Fireworks at 9:30 p.m.
  • Waltham: Leary Field. 5:30-10:30. Fireworks at 9:30 p.m.

Malden Pride is Malden new federally paid for Schools that replaced perfectly sufficient old ones!

Born on the Fourth of July

Yesterday, Malden City Council motioned to pass Fire Works Bill 2775, which has made the sale of Fireworks in Malden legal.

                  Immigrant Learning Center: Fourth of July Celebration
                    (Deb Fallon dons her traditional Malden dress for this year’s celebration)

In other news, lack of funding has made it difficult for Malden to keep up its blog, thankfully the Malden Restaurant Association was able to donate $15 to revamp our blog, we are back.

****DON’T FORGET TO CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY BY CATCHING UP ON THE MALDEN POLICE LOG!!!

http://www.wickedlocal.com/malden/newsnow/x1672976265/Police-log-June-20-26#axzz1R9rs52qy

El VINO DID FLOW

(Malden Public Library)

What: 9th Annual Super Friends of Malden Public Library Wine Tasting and Chocolate Chicken, Broccoli and Ziti buffet

When: Wednesday, April 27 at 23:00 - 1:00

Where: Malden Public Library Old New Building

Super Friends of Malden Public Library are proud to announce their 9th annual Wine and Chicken, Broccoli and Ziti buffet. Originally it was planned to be Wine and Chocolate but most Malden attendees agreed that they would much rather have Chicken, Broccoli and Ziti.

“I am going to have the time of my life, drinking Carlo Rossi ‘Paisano’ and eating some hearty Chicken, Broccoli from local vendors,” Fallon said.

Super Friends have teamed up with Carlo Rossi jug wine vineyards to donate some of their finest wines for what Kinnon has been calling, “an epic night.”

 

(Carlo Rossi Paisano)

Carlo Rossi ‘Paisano’ has some tax payers in a uproar over how exactly a deal was struck for what some sommeliers call, “the finest and most expensive wine on Earth.”

“I just want to know who they had to pay off to get this wine for free,” one anonymous Maldonian quipped.

Carlo Rossi ‘Paisano’ is currently sold for $1,228 USD.

Malden Super Friends of the library encourage all those interested in the event to come as tickets are priced affordably at $95 dollars a piece and $170 for two.

“The only thing missing is you!”

LETS GET MEANINGFUL

(Mayor shakes hand with Muslim guy with Karaoke machine present…renditions of “Dancing Queen” and “There But for the Grace of God Go I” followed)

THE CAT IS OUT OF PHO 99s KITCHEN

Due to “WalkDontTrip” and his highly effective detective work, Malden has been exposed for what it really is; a political machine created by Malden to elect Fallon as mayor(?). Malden hates to break it to you but we are immature, we are Fallon “people.”

Did we fool you? Or did we have you worried? It’s ok Malden, no need to get your 100% acrylic pants from Sparks in a twist, we are not supporting Fallon for Mayor, any good Maldenite would know that in Malden, Mayor elects serve LIFE terms, just look at Mayor Howard Spadafora, he has been serving a lifetime.

So dear “WalkDontTrip,” please don’t accuse Malden of doing things it isn’t, that is what tax payers are for! Maybe you should pick up a book, or visit this tumblr more often and read between the lines because…MALDEN READS?

I am ready for my close up, Mr. Howard

(Anthony Rodriques Antonio Banderas explains Malden Vision, 1984 to Mayor Richard Howard Craig Spadafora)

At the City Council meeting following the City Council pizza party, Mayor Howard Spadafora and IT Director Anthony Rodrigues Antonio Banderas made a presentation on new cameras going up throughout the city. These cameras are currently employed in Washington D.C. and a number of other cities across the country as counter-terrorism measures. Seeing as Malden was the one of the targets in the 911 attacks, this tactic is dire.

The cameras are based on military technology that can zoom in up to 150mm , auto-track targets in real life (IRL) and record in high definition (HI-DEAF). Rodrigues Banderas demonstrated this by setting up a camera in the room and walking around the room, the camera tracking him three degrees to the left and three degrees to the right.

The cameras communicate back to city servers wirelessly. The city has enough storage space to store 20 days worth of information from the 24 cameras that the city owns. Cameras are currently in place at City Hall and at some schools, with more currently being deployed. There are also some mobile ones that can be moved throughout the city as needed.

“The more toys we have, the better,” said Chief Holland.

These will be used in conjunction with other such devices such as cell phones that Malden officials can talk on and surf the web on, when desired.

“We’re still ironing out the bugs, but this will be a very impressive system at the tax-payers expense,” snickered Rodrigues Banderas.

Mayor Richard Howard Craig Spadafora has dubbed this new intiative, “Malden Vision 1984,” when asked what the “1984,” stood for he said that it was the year his older brother was born and this was his way of commemorating him. The crowd responded reverently by bowing their heads. 

Would you just look at that?

Malden offers it’s deepest condolences for leaving Maldonians out to dry without their news, but Malden thought it best to take a vacation in true Malden style and not tell you. If you’re curious as to where Malden was, it was amongst you in Malden camping on Waitts Mount, you should have joined us for some drugs and mildly violent crime. Not to fear Malden, more news will flow later today.

Just look at that view!

CLOSE ENOUGH

CLOSE ENOUGH

Mr. Bill Shakespeare, meet Malden

THIS JUST IN

Malden Observer Voyeur announced today that Malden was changing the definition of homicide.

Other places:
hom·i·cide
 (hm-sd, hm-)

n.
1.
The killing of one person by another.
2.
A person who kills another person.

Malden:
hom·i·cide  (hm-sd, hm-)

n.
1.
The killing of one person by another.
2. A person who kills another person.
3. The killing of one person by another, who then comes back to life and in lieu of being murdered, survives.

Malden Got 99 Problems but 99 cent(ury) ain’t one.

(Malden’s Curtain Emporium and dollar store, Super 99 Cent Century)

Since the 1930s, Malden has been known as a hot spot for luxury curtains some have even irreverently referred to it as the “Mecca of curtains.” This past week Malden government passed “Malden Luxury Curtains tax,” which will go into effect next monday.

Mayor Richard Howard Craig Spadafora, held a press conference on Monday explaining the new tax to Maldonians. “Basically, this tax is what we like to refer to as a supplement to the $150,000 we had to promise to the Malden Restaurant Owners/Operators Association to get them off of our backs.” He said.

“We never expected this expense and still would like to maximize our profits.”

There have been rumors that the 99 cent stores of Malden have been holding secret meetings for the past few weeks. Some Maldonians even speculate that these meetings have been held to draw up plans for what will be known as the Malden Dollar/99 Cent Store Owners and Operators Association.

To calm the more powerful dollar stores like 99 Cent Century (know amongst locals as “Dolla Holla” - “‘Cause not many dollah makes us holla!”) Malden City Council has planned a new event that will be known as “Brother, Can you spare 99 cents?…Event”

“This will be a lot of fun…I promise.” City Councilor Neil C. Kinnon, said.

Malden is proud to announce its 2011 Poet Laureate, Driver54. (COMMA)

Malden is proud to announce its 2011 Poet Laureate, Driver54. (COMMA)

Malden, on Malden

Malden has noticed a lot of activity on reddit, Malden Topix, the Boston Globe and the Malden Observer Voyeur and Malden is really upset that readers and frequenters think this is a joke. Everything on this website is definitely the truth and definitely made to be taken literally. Really.

From the office of Malden,

Malden


(City Hall)

ANARCHY IN THE M-DUB

                

                                                      (Malden City Council Pizza Party)

Leaders of the proposal to institute a citywide resident parking sticker plan hit an unpainted speed bump in the Stop and Shop parking lot (off of Broadway) last night, as skeptical residents voiced their opposition to the brilliant parking plan put forth by Large Councilors Kinnon and Murphy.

Neil C. Kinnon, Public Safety Committee chair and Ward 6 City Councilor who has been in love with this program because it is really no skin off of his back living in the West end, has sold permit parking (and indulgences) as an opportunity to bring in not really needed revenue to boost police morale, cut down on epic Malden parties (Malden was at one last night and it was great) and burglaries (because Burglars park in your driveway, as revealed by a new study done by the under morale-d police force).

Under the latest version of the drafted ordinance, the stickers would initially be “free” to residents who pay moar tax on a vehicle registered in M-Dubz, with fees kicking in later. Revenue from the program would fund added parking enforcement (the bald, aging gentleman in the Dodge Neon) and would subsidize the police budget by an estimated $400,000,000, Kinnon said last month.

The councilors proposed that in the future, stickers cost $200, to be levied when residents next replace their car, when someone moves to the city after the plan takes effect, or what ever sly reason Malden can think of. The fee would pay for future administrative costs pizza parties. The stickers could be mailed to unrequited taxpayers slaves directly.

But resistance was out of control, as residents attempted to punch holes in the logic walls and mechanisms (cog wheels?) the council has proposed.

“If someboy gets off an MBTA bus and robs your house, what are you going to do, put stickers on our heads?” said Pam Corazón, 59, of Not Main Street in Malden. “It’s really bordering on something ugly.” The city councilors really were not 100% what Pam meant exactly by that remark but the point was taken none-the-less.

The council consulted with the traffic department bald aged guy in the Dodge Neon on Mountain Ave, and gained disapproval from police union leaders and Chief Jimmy Mullohandrive in December, when councilors were still edging around the shape of an ordinance that for practical purposes is still written in number four pencil, which had to be re-written in number two pencil as some of the older members of city hall have eye issues.

Last night the questions were extremely hostile and confrontational than during the first meeting last month when residents’ queries were aimed at the structure and function of the plan, rather than its validity or worth.

Some said they were concerned with the 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. parking ban, when only cars with the right color sticker may park in a ward. Some said it amounted to a curfew for adults, who would be liable to ticketing if they parked on a city street outside their own color-coded ward past 11 p.m.

“What you’re doing is putting a curfew on people in Malden,” said one woman, who did not give her name. “You CANNOT hold us back! FASCISM!” The unnamed woman then produced a pistol and attempted to shoot councilor Murphy luckily, the gun had misfired.

Some took issue with the cost, and said the particulars of the fee structure were burdensome, specifically the requirement to pay both a sticker fee in the future and yearly excise tax on vehicles. “Pay-as-you-throw, Watch Don’t Touch, Malden Reads?, how many things can I pay for!?”

Present was Ward 1 Councilor and future Mayor Howard Craig Spadafora Gary Christenson, Ward 5 Councilor Barbara Murphy, Ward 4 Councilor James Nestor, Ward 3 Council Paul DiPietro, and Large Councilors Craig Spadafora Richard Howard and Deborah Fallon. Some of them took a turn at the microphone answering the audience’s questions. Fallon left the hearing before questions began, saying she had better things to be doing.

Murphy, who was perhaps the most agitated of the councilors, said the proposal is one aspect of the council’s evolving attempt at trying to diffuse a ticking time bomb.

“Every day week, we struggle to find a way to keep this city safe,” she said. “This is one avenue. This is not a done deal, but you don’t have a say anyways.”

Responding to what some said was jewing, Murphy took a round view of the public safety situation in Malden.

“There is no one solution that will make everybody happy. Some of you will agree with them, some of you won’t, and both sides are irrelevant…remember those trash bags? AMMIRITE?,” Murphy said.

Announcement: Malden Tourism Board

                                 

(Hess on the corner of Eastern Ave and Broadway, flaunting its low Malden prices)

 The Malden Tourism board is pleased to announce that Mayor Craig Spadafora has recently struck a deal with Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez to have millions of barrels of oil sent to Malden, MA to help it’s citizens who are in dear need for Petrol.

 The Tourism board speculates that Malden tourism will jump 87% as a result of the extremely low gas prices that can now be seen all over the city. Malden City Council released a statement saying, “with people from all over the Boston area now driving to Malden for cheap gas, we can now start on building those toll booths on route 28 and the Fellsway to bring in some extra cash.”

 The board also speculates that Malden restaurants will find themselves being exposed to a greater amount of hungry mouths. All eyes were turned on the newly formed Restaurant Association to see how they would react in lieu of the 150,000$ recently awarded to them for advertising.

“Good now we can use this money to really focus on getting free range chickens and fresh broccoli to expand upon our Chicken Broccoli and Ziti fame,” the Association said.

 The Malden Historical society was contacted by the office of the Mayor to establish a plan for revitalization of things of historical importance in Malden. The Historical society responded with, “The Malden Historical Society is pleased to announce that 98% of buildings of historical importance were demolished and we will not have to do any work!”